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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

George samsa in metamorphosis: I’ve turned into a beetle and while that is a little freaky I’m also late for work and that, above everything else, is the most terrifying thing about this whole predicament

This man. I swear He's what every capitalist billionaire ceo wants George samsa: minimum wage worker extreme edition Guy worries about getting clothes on while he's a beetle He had to be flipped over on his bed because otherwise he probably would have gone to work like normal I can picture it now Giant beetle standing at the station waiting for the train He has a briefcase The people around him are in mild panic like do I say smth I don't wanna be rude I need someone to draw that scene now screaming crying frothing at the mouth franz kafka metamorphosis

Rip Nikolai Gogol, you would’ve loved Tumblr.

What if- what if this one guy lost his nose and all the characters involved Were super confused and panicked Then he gets his nose back and his life goes back to normal. Wouldn't that just be so fucked up? Nikolai gogol The Overcoat The Nose Diary of a Madman He gets it He understands The original shitposter -Gogol about to write The nose He must've been high He had a high-dea and then sobered up and still decided to write about it This guy is wack I love him give me more